A "BrownieLover101" production...While hibernating, Jim had no clue what was going on around him. The world was passing by while his baby Logan was waking up periodically and making a total mess of the house. Jim’s wife Carrie was on a book tour In Madagascar, so she had no clue what was going on back home in the little town of Hull, Idaho. Jim decided to hibernate for the winter because he had been having really terrible mood swings lately. Logan messed everything up that was in sight and in her reach and had some of her friends come over sometimes who were older, but they always had a good time. Logan was almost two and her friends were all five in a half. There were a few that did a quality job whose names were Summer, Anna and Kirstin.
“What should we mess up today? The living room?” Logan murmured since her speech was not the best.
“Yeah, sounds good to me!” replied Summer with a huge smile on her face.
“Have you ever wondered what would happen if your Dad woke up and found us having an awesome time trashing the place?” Anna mumbled.
The team was off destroying the house. While they were off doing that, they didn’t know what was lurking behind the walls of the house. Outside a terrible crime was being committed. A burglar was watching everything that was going on. He had been watching them for a while now. The burglar was known all around town; his name was Sparky, Sparky Table. He was known for stealing tables from rich people’s houses and Jim had an estate that was worth a million dollars. Sparky was hoping to go scope out his surroundings tomorrow, but he didn’t know how he was going to do it. He was aiming for their glass table with beautiful jewels encrusted on it. His problem was getting the table out of there while being totally quiet, so Logan wouldn’t wake up. The next day after Logan went to take a nap, Sparky went in. As he walked in the front door, he was already having trouble. The door rang when it opened and immediately Logan woke up, so Sparky furiously ran up the staircase into the bathroom and slammed the door shut and locked it. Logan heard a noise, so she got up crawled up the stairs. She had a terrible time getting up there because of the gate that was at the bottom, but she was too smart for it. She finally got up to the top and looked around. She didn’t see anything, so she crawled back down the stairs, which gave her a major wedgie. Logan went back to the couch and fell back asleep. After about 10 minutes of complete silence, Sparky unlocked the bathroom door and walked down the stairs, opened the door, and walked outside. After he stretched out his arms from being stuck in a 12 by 24 foot bathroom, he noticed that his crappie old piece of a car that had been kicked, scratched, with a paint job with about 20 different shades of orange was missing. He had no place to go without his car because he practically lived out of it. What would he do now? He decided to go back inside the house and go back to the upstairs bathroom where he could stay the night and then find his car in the morning because it was already 9 P.M. and he was exhausted. So he fell asleep with his head on the toilet cushion and his arm in the waste paper basket.
While Sparky was in the bathroom, Logan got up for a snack. She always had a hard time falling
asleep because of Jim’s ridiculously loud snoring. After having her deep fried chicken from Phil’s Chicken House that was left in the fridge before the hibernating started, Logan went back to sleep again. Sparky woke up in the middle of the night because he had remembered that he hadn’t eaten anything since breakfast, and the smallness of the bathroom was killing his back. He enjoyed the fried chicken too. While he was eating the chicken, he made a game plan in his head for getting the table out of there before he made any bigger mistakes, but then he looked around and saw that the place was a dump, so he really wasn’t that worried about making a mess. Finally, he was done making his game plan in his head and looked for some paper so he really could make this burglary the best he had ever done. While looking for the paper, he noticed that the Logan had absolutely no clothes on what so ever any time Sparky saw her. He thought that was a little strange, but then again so was Sparky for being obsessed with tables. He spotted some paper and was on his way back up the stairs to finish writing it in the bathroom and get some more shut eye before his big day.The next morning Logan wasn’t up yet which was surprising because usually she was up at least by 8 a.m. Sparky had been keeping her schedule, but the fact that she wasn’t up was good for Sparky, so he could get out of there earlier. In his process of somewhat disassembling the table, he really had to go to the bathroom. He took a little break to relieve him and get another snack. After he was done with his snack and done going to the bathroom, he headed back into the dining room where the table remained in many different parts. Now Sparky had a whole other problem that he had forgotten about. His car was still missing, so he decided to play it out and take Jim’s car instead. Jim’s car was very special to him; he raised his cars so he could race them in Japanese sports car shows. Sparky took the car that Jim won with in 2001. He loaded up the car with the table parts and drove away without anyone waking up. But there was one other thing that Sparky didn’t think about: all the rich people had video cameras, so when Jim finally woke up from his hibernation and realized that his car was missing and saw all the mess that had been done over the course of his hibernation, he automatically went to the security room and saw everything that had happened around him. Jim called the police and cleaned the house up without Carrie knowing what had happened.
Sparky Table was found and put in jail. To this day Sparky Table was still in jail and Jim never hibernated again!
